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Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 2:

Vision

Scott

Shuri

T’challa

Rhodey

If I’m missing someone tell me and part 3 is probably going to be the guardians reacting

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Since the last one was well received here's part two

Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.

Loki: Eradicating the jews

Steve: Mass Genocide

Peter: Veganism

Hope: Nazis

Scott: Bees

Natasha: White privilege

Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker

Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole

Shuri: Praying the gay away

T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory

Tony: A reason not to commit suicide

Bruce: Auschwitz

Sam: God

Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes

Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective

Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts

Thor: Vikings

Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.

Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die

Tony: Alcoholism

Steve: Doing the right thing

Peter: Vigilante justice

Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god

Bruce: Science

Clint: The biggest blackest dick

Thor: Powerful thighs

Harley: Poor life choices

Scott: A fully dressed female video game character

Shuri: The entire internet

Hope: Multiple stab wounds

Bucky: The Great Depression

Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina

T'challa: Depression

Pepper: Dying

Rhodey: Being black

Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer

Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Tony : You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony : Absolutely not.

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Invincible Iron Man #7 - “Fight the Future” (2023)

written by Gerry Duggan art by Juan Grigeri & Bryan Valenza

OH I LOVE RHODEY. my guy doesn't get enough attention as the realest character in the whole mcu.

need more Bucky Enthusiast friends. and more Rhodey Enthusiast friends. and also Banner Enthusiast friends.

need more friends. in general apparently

insp [x]

April Showers bring M-AU Flowers Challenge 2024 - Masterlist

All fills for this Challenge were written around a pairing that had less than 15 works at the time of the Challenge.

Sick Fic : soup and tea and rum and coffee / Clint Barton x Frank Castle / 538 / Teen and Up Audiences

Caught in the Rain : Caught in the Rain / Clint Barton x Foggy Nelson / 2358 / Teen and Up Audiences

Green Magic : Messed up Minds / Clint Barton x Matt Murdock x Natasha Romanov / 456 / Teen and Up Audiences

Hurt/Comfort : Broken / Clint Barton x Danny Rand / 2037 / Mature

Bugs & Insects : Clint Barton and the Stupid Fucking Thing / Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Rhodey Rhodes / 1441 / Teen and Up Audiences

Loss : You're allowed to hurt / Luke Cage x Frank Castle / 304 / Mature

Flower Language : What Flowers tell me about you / Frank Castle x Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson / 1523 / General Audiences

Wedding Guest +1 : Worried and Excited / Clint Barton x Charles Xavier / 739 / Teen and Up Audiences

Picnic : One free Afternoon / Clint Barton x James Rhodes / 1390 / Teen and Up Audiences

Farmer's Market : Not a Date / Karen Page x Marci Stahl / 1425 / Teen and Up Audiences

Stargazing : Let me Show You the Stars / Erik Lehnsherr x Matt Murdock / 2592 / Teen and Up Audiences

Regency Road Trip : Passenger Princess / Clint Barton x James Rhodes x Tony Stark

Fairies/Fair Folk Pretend Relationship : Not the way you think / Bucky Barnes x Pepper Potts, Bucky Barnes x Tony Stark / 1119 / Teen and Up Audiences

Gardening : Gardening... / Clint Barton x Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson / 652 (WIP) / Teen and Up Audiences

@augustwritingchallenge

Summer Fic Reading Bingo - Masterlist

gen fic

mistaken identity

road trip

fic written by someone who follows you : I Like To Listen To You Talk About Him / endlesstwanted / 3680 / T / Bucky Barnes x Rhodey x Sam Wilson

time travel

crossover fic

rec'd by a friend

pets

werewolf AU : This Is Not Gardening (You Can't Fool Me) / Faustess / 1611 / G / Clint Barton x Rhodey x Tony Stark

mythical creature AU

fic from your first fandom

historical AU

FREE SPACE

daring rescue

sports AU

Future AU : (Artificially) Bright Future [!Moodboard] / DarthBloodOrange (DepressingGreenie) / 100 + Moodboard / G / Steve Rogers x Tony Stark

long fic (>25,000 words)

fic with no comments yet

ghosts

angst : Evaluation / CNWrites / 3182 / G / Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton

fix-it fic : for a thousand more / lavenderlotion / 2094 / G / Erik Lehnsherr x Charles Xavier

remix fic pair

slow burn : Love You a Latte / Ruby_Casablanca / 7470 / T / Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson, Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers, Karen Page x Natasha Romanov

high school / college AU

new author (<1 year)

@ficreadingchallenge

Soooo... I might have forgotten to write down the end date, so I'll have to DNF this :C

I really like the idea of this, I just didn't really read much this summer (but i wrote a lot, so go read all my fics ;P)

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.

Some people won’t like my opinion but… FUCK STEVE ROGERS

*DONT TAKE THIS SO PERSONAL ITS MY OPINION OKAY???*

I WOULDVE GONE FERRAL IF I FOUND OUT CAPTAIN AMERICA KNEW ABOUT MY PARENTS DEATH AND PRETENDED AS IF HE DIDNT KNOW. I GET THAT BUCKY WASNT HIMSELF SO HES OFF THE HOOK BUT STILL BEAT.HIS.ASS.BUT STEVE????? HE KNEW. HE FUCKING KNEW HE KNEW SO HE DOESNT HAVE AN EXPLANATION. AND THEN AT THE END IT WAS 2 AGAINST 1 AND THEYRE BOTH SUPER SOLDIERS. TONY ONLY HAD IS HALF FUNCTIONING SUIT AND THEY BOTH HAVE SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR FOR TONY. FUCK CAPTAIN AMERICA. FUCK STEVE. FUCK HIM. AND TONY HAD A WHOLE ASS FAMILY AND DID A SELFLESS ACT AND SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THE WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE BUT STEVE WAS SELFISH AND LIVED HIS LIFE AND EVEN LEFT HIS BEST FRIEND BEHIND. HE DIDNT DESERVE HIS SO-CALLED HAPPY ENDING WITH PEGGY. TONY DESERVED THAT HE HAD A WHOLE FAMILY YET HE STILL SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THEM. TONY DESERVED HIS HAPPY ENDING NOT STEVE.

My dad who (probably) knows more about the MCU than I do doesn’t know who Ironheart is. I can’t wait to see her on screen though. She is one of the most badass characters out there and I hope she interacts with Rhodey at one point.

How would the avengers react to being high

Tony 

Tony’s been high his entire life, so I think he’d function pretty normally if he smoked. He’s probably one of those over-the-top smokers. People who have all kinds of crazy ways of smoking, like gravity bongs and shit. So on the rare ocassion when he smokes, he’d just be sitting there, shades on and chatting with someone or maybe in mission breifings like 

Steve

Steve cannot handle it at all. He’d accidentally get into your pot brownies when you’re at work one day, thinking they were regular ones. You’d get a phone call from him outta nowhere, he’s crying on the phone, telling you he’s hiding under the dining room table. “Doll, the government’s watching me!!! I’m so scared, everythng’s in slow motion!!! Please come get me!”

Bucky

Believe it or not, Bucky would do pretty well while being high. The only problem would be that he wouldn’t act right for shit. He’d think he was doing chores and shit, when really he’d look insane. You’d come back in the room to find him gone and after searching the house for minutes, you’d spot him outside like this and all you could do is die of laughter

Sam

Sam’s the funniest one to be around because not only will he not shut the fuck up even if his life depended on it, he’d say the dumbest things and you’d end up laughing with him. You guys would be on the couch and he’d start laughing at something on the TV, even though it’s turned off and that would send you into a laughing fit and you both would be laughing like idiots

Natasha

Natasha is a pro at hiding things, meaning you’d have no clue at all that she’d even be stoned out of her mind, but every now and then, she’d let it slip to you that she was rolling. You’d be in the common room with everyone, looking around the room and spotting her in the corner by herself. She’d already be looking at you, waiting for you to notice her like 

Wanda

After like three hits of the joint, Wanda falls asleep right where she is. That’s why she doesn’t really do it, because every single time she ends up on someone’s couch, bed or car passed out and having one of the best night’s rests she’s had in a while. (also, it helps with the headaches she gets from reading minds, my personal headcanon.) 

Bruce

How do you think he stays so calm these days? 

Peter

I have a feeling he and Ned were able to get their hands on some weed at some point and being the total doofuses they are, they tried to light up for the first time. Maybe they did it before school, just to see what it felt like but as soon as they got to first period, that shit hit them at full force. Peter was in the back of band class like 

Clint 

Clint would blow his cover instantly, by laughing. He’d be with Laura at one of Tony’s parties when the blunt was being lit and those two would be high as shit, but Clint would be giggling like he’s a child while trying to tell you a funny story. You have no idea what he’d be saying, as it’s completely out of order and you’re sure he spoke another language while talking to you. 

Rhodey

I don’t think Rhodey is a person that enjoys getting high, even though Tony was his best friend. But I like to think that every now and then, he lets loose and gets super stoned with Tony in his garage while listening to 80′s music. He’s the kind of person that raps when he’s high, thinking he’s the best in the world. 

T’Challa

T’challa is the philosophical high, the one that you end up talking about conspiracy theories with. He’d be sitting in his room, staring at the blunt while rambling all types of crazy shit like 

“Y/N, I’m going to be the first man to go to the sun.” 

“Challa, what are you talking about? The sun is too hot.”

“That’s where you’re wrong,” He smirks. “I”m going to go at night instead.”

Thor

Thor gets extremely hungry when he smokes asgardian weed, he’s a big man with the hunger of a god, so you’d come into the kitchen to see him sitting on the ground with food scattered around him. He’d be eating all types of weird combinations. Powdered donuts with chicken, coffee with orange juice and he’d even start eating one of the oven pizzas while they were cold.

Scott 

Scott is the type that goes mute when he’s too high. He’d just sit in the back, watching everythng with a big ass stupid grin on his face. You’d look over at him, but already catch him staring at you like 

“you wanna hit, bro?”

Vision

I don’t even think Vision can smoke. Maybe someone could just dowload pictures of weed plants into his brain and VIsion would be like “woah!”

there was an idea...

don’t steal and credits me please much appreciated