I’m Intrigued XD

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #23

Person A: *wrapping Christmas presents*

Person B: *sticks a bow on forehead*

Person A: “What are you doing?”

Person B: “I’m a gift to the world!”

OTP Christmas Countdown prompt #11

Person A: *for the hundredth time* “Why can’t we get a puppy for Christmas?”

Person B: “I already signed the papers for the kitten, alright?!”

KingThief: Robin's Death

Robin: "Crowley, don't be stupid. I'm going to die, okay? That's the way it is, but you, you don't have to. Go. Find Roland, find Regina, tell them what happened. Tell them both I love them more than anything..." Tears glazed over his eyes. He already felt himself getting weaker.

"Now go! And don't come back.. You don't want to see what will happen," One thing was for sure, he wasn't turning into one of them. He'd just... end it another way before he could.

Crowley: "Robin...I'm sorry." Crowley said, his eyes growing wet, for the first time in a long time. He had finally had a friend, someone who believed in him.

Robin: "And I swear to the Gods, if you start doubting your happy ending again, I will come and haunt you. You hear me?" He chuckled shakily, though the tears were starting to fall.

"Goodbye, Crowley.. Until we meet again,"

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #22

Person A: *fell asleep on Person B*

Person B: *whispering* “Aww so cute!”

Person B: *blasts Christmas music in Person A’s ear*

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #09

Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt # 13

Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”

Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”

Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”

Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”

Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”

Gabriel Convergene Edit

@theconvergenceroleplay

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

I have never seen anything more truthful than this

Shippers fighting over big/popular ships in fandom: 

Crossover/Rare Pair shippers:

@bakerstreetviolin *whistles into the depths* Do you have cannibals here?

OTP Christ Countdown Prompt #15

Person A: *pouting*

Person B: “What’s wrong?”

Person A: “I just realized I don’t know want anything for Christmas because I already have the best present ever!”

Person B: “Aww babe! That’s so-”

Person A: “The iPhone X!”