Person A: *wrapping Christmas presents*
Person B: *sticks a bow on forehead*
Person A: “What are you doing?”
Person B: “I’m a gift to the world!”
Magnus Bane Convergence Edit
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Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”
Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”
Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”
Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”
Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”
Person A: “B, stop it. I’m not a Christmas tree.”
Person B: *beaming* “You’re tall and smell good. What’s the difference?”
Person A: *removing tinsel from their head* “The difference is a tree won’t wrap this tinsel around your neck.”
Person B: “Kinky” *winks*
Person A: *rolls eyes*
Person A: *singing* “On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-”
Person B: “I swear to God I’m not getting you all of that crap.”
Person A: *rolls eyes* “It’s just a song.”
Person B: “Yeah well don’t expect more than one ring.”
Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*
Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*
Person A: *singing Christmas songs*
Person B: “Thanksgiving was yesterday!”
Person A: “I should’ve started ages ago, but nooooo Halloween isn’t close enought to Christmas!”
Raphael Santiago Convergence Edit
@theconvergenceroleplay
Person A: *pouting*
Person B: “What’s wrong?”
Person A: “I just realized I don’t know want anything for Christmas because I already have the best present ever!”
Person B: “Aww babe! That’s so-”
Person A: “The iPhone X!”
Person A: *laying in bed singing* “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole...”
Person B: *offended* “I am not a Grinch!!! And I do have a heart...”
Person A: “Really? Where?”
Person B: “Right here” *sticks finger right in the middle of Person A’s chest*
God I love my small bean!!! <3<3<3
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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