Cards Against Humanity - Blog Posts
Avengers play Cards Against Humanity
Since the last one was well received here's part two
Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.
Loki: Eradicating the jews
Steve: Mass Genocide
Peter: Veganism
Hope: Nazis
Scott: Bees
Natasha: White privilege
Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker
Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole
Shuri: Praying the gay away
T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory
Tony: A reason not to commit suicide
Bruce: Auschwitz
Sam: God
Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes
Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective
Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts
Thor: Vikings
Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.
Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.
Do you guys want to chose the winning card for my cards against humanity with the avengers?
Avengers play Cards Against Humanity
Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die
Tony: Alcoholism
Steve: Doing the right thing
Peter: Vigilante justice
Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god
Bruce: Science
Clint: The biggest blackest dick
Thor: Powerful thighs
Harley: Poor life choices
Scott: A fully dressed female video game character
Shuri: The entire internet
Hope: Multiple stab wounds
Bucky: The Great Depression
Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina
T'challa: Depression
Pepper: Dying
Rhodey: Being black
Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer
Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.
I played cards against humanity, and these are the things I got.
Lemme know if I should do a follow up post, cuz I got more of these.
Special shoutout to Cards Against Humanity
This is a draw the squad I did with my characters from my comic over at @stormsofthepast. Go check it out! :D
Original draw the squad: https://www.deviantart.com/raibo888/art/Cards-Against-Humanity-716300217
This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen
Was playing cards against humanity with some friends last night and pulled this amazing combo:
:3
Sometimes, Cards Against Humanity games get it right. (I still prefer Bards Dispense Profanity though.)
Someone should really make a Cards Against Humanity deck with Overly Sarcastic Productions quotes. Here's a few for a start:
Household chores? The man has no skin!
Loki finds a half-burned heart, eats it, and becomes pregnant
Re-string him like the world's horniest ukulele
I'm afraid her majesty's been cancelled
His Highness, the king, does not have a poison addiction, he can stop anytime he wants
MyStErIoUs CoLoRs, UnLiKe AnY sEeN oN EaRtH
I said thanks, asshole!
~It's time for more deep thoughts with Heinlein~
He must have a respectable career doing JOB at PLACE
And in the process inadvertently activates his laser-eyes
History can be weird about people's bones
AN ENORMOUS FUCK YOU DRAGON
