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Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Since the last one was well received here's part two

Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.

Loki: Eradicating the jews

Steve: Mass Genocide

Peter: Veganism

Hope: Nazis

Scott: Bees

Natasha: White privilege

Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker

Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole

Shuri: Praying the gay away

T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory

Tony: A reason not to commit suicide

Bruce: Auschwitz

Sam: God

Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes

Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective

Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts

Thor: Vikings

Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.

Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die

Tony: Alcoholism

Steve: Doing the right thing

Peter: Vigilante justice

Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god

Bruce: Science

Clint: The biggest blackest dick

Thor: Powerful thighs

Harley: Poor life choices

Scott: A fully dressed female video game character

Shuri: The entire internet

Hope: Multiple stab wounds

Bucky: The Great Depression

Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina

T'challa: Depression

Pepper: Dying

Rhodey: Being black

Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer

Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.

I’m sorry

Wow. I’m almost crying

First look at Evangeline Lilly as The Wasp! (x)

I want a tiny Scott Lang like in that one scene in Ant-Man And The Wasp, you all know which scene

mcu meme - [7/8 female characters] | hope van dyne/wasp

“It’s about damn time.”

Avengers Hogwarts!AU

Before I start I wanna say sorry about my last post. I was... weirder than usual that day. 

But anyway, I have an idea for a fanfiction AU. Two girls, one being me and my only best friend in our early/mid-teens finally get our Hogwarts letters thanks to their witch neighbors who attend. But what’s even more awesome is their Professors and fellow students are The Avengers! Still working on the story and of course my other stories so that way I can write more. But I know for most of the Avengers their Houses but IDK what they should teach. Here’s a list of the Professors, students and others who teach and attend Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. ‘Cause I’m including other characters from other things that could fit the story.

Teachers

Professor Tony Stark- Ravenclaw

Professor Steven Rogers- Gryffindor

Professor Thor Odinson- Hufflepuff

Professor Loki Laufeyson- Slytherin

Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff

Professor Natasha Romanoff- Slytherin

Professor Bruce Banner- Ravenclaw

Professor Clint Barton- Hufflepuff

Professor Hope Van Dyne- Gryffindor

Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff

Professor T’Challa- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor I’m still deciding.)

Professor Carol Danvers- Gryffindor

Professor Nick Fury- Gryffindor

Professor Maria Hill- Slytherin

Professor Stephen Strange- Slytherin (Or another house IDK)

Professor James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes- Hufflepuff (Or Slytherin)

Professor Sam Wilson- Gryffindor

Professor Groot- Hufflepuff and Rocket- Ravenclaw (Or Slytherin)

Professor Frigga Odinson- Hufflepuff

Professor Okoye- Gryffindor

Professor M’Baku- Slytherin

Professor James Rhodes- Hufflepuff

Professor Vision- Hufflepuff

Professor Happy Hogan- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)

Professor Pepper Potts- Ravenclaw

Now some could change and be other stuff at Hogwarts. Like Wong is obviously gonna be the Librarian. Groot and Rocket will teach Herbology. Also wanna have Hadgrid keep being the Care for magical creatures teacher. BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME! But for a few of them, I know who will be head of house. Frigga, Head of Hufflepuff. Either Loki or Natasha will be Head of Slytherin. Or maybe M’Baku. Just lots of things to decide. Also, I really want Loki to teach potions. Idk why but I think it has to do with Snape but idk something is telling me Loki should teach potions. But I can’t decide who will be Headmaster of Hogwarts. I’ve narrowed it down to three. Carol Danvers, Stephen Strange, and Nick Fury. I will also put all classes down below so everyone knows whats taught at Hogwarts. I’m putting everything down ‘cause I can’t tell which classes are for the first five years and which is extracurricular.

Astronomy, Charms, Defense against the dark arts, Herbology, History of Magic, Transfiguration, Alchemy, Ancient Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Ancient Studies, Magical Transportation, Muggle Studies, Mythology, Ghoul Studies, Magical Art

There might be more subjects if possible. Lie, I read somewhere that if Tony taught it would be some technological magic. Or something better than what I just wrote. But definitely more subjects ‘cause it’s now I realize I have A LOT of teachers. But now onto the students!

Students

Peter Parker- Hufflepuff

Michelle Jones- Ravenclaw

Ned- Hufflepuff

Shuri- Ravenclaw

Wade Wilson- Hufflepuff (YOU’LL LOVE IT!)

Wanda Maximoff- Slytherin

Pietro Maximoff- Gryffindor

Gamora- Slytherin

Nebula- Slytherin

Peter Quill- Gryffindor

Mantis- Hufflepuff

Drax- Gryffindor

Korg- Hufflepuff

Miek- Hufflepuff

Darcy Lewis- Ravenclaw (Or Hufflepuff)

oK now I have an idea to add other characters, from other stuff. They may seem weird but this is still an AU so it makes sense to me. But the first ones are from a band, that is extremely well known. But I love them for my story!

Kim Namjoon- Gryffindor

Kim Seokjin- Gryffindor

Min Yoongi- Slytherin

Jung Hoseok- Hufflepuff

Park Jimin- Slytherin

Kim Taehyung- Hufflepuff

Jeon Jungkook- Ravenclaw

IT MAKES SENSE TO ME AND MY STORY! And don’t worry it’s about to get a LOT weirder. Now, I’m only choosing a few but these are the ones I have in mind.

Finn Balor- Hufflepuff (Read it somewhere idk)

Alexa Bliss- Ravenclaw

Braun Strowman- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)

Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns- Gryffindor

Dean Ambrose- Slytherin (Or maybe Gryffindor... Maybe)

There will be more characters but I’m keeping them a secret for now as for the villains. I also forgot to say this is set in modern times idk what year tho. Maybe between 2013 or further. Still deciding. Also, I want to add a few modern tech stuff but I need help which the professors and their classes. 

Sorry for the really long post but I just had to ask and hopefully I get some answers. And that this also interests people. Thanks bye!

I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE GIFS I USED IN THIS POST!

LET HANK PYM TALK ABOUT HIS ANTS!!! PLEASE

Here’s my take on what could it could mean if Ant-man dies. The Ant-man doesn’t have to be Scott, it could be Hank. But if Scott does die I hope that Cassie can be given more depth and we can see more of her and what happened to her during the Snap. I just want more of her.

I saw a theory a while ago that Kang was gonna be in Quantamania but I didn’t think it would be true, MIND BLOWN.

Ladies of Marvel Appreciation Post part one

shout out to my beautiful Badass ladies of Marvel!

I loved this scene, it’s one of my faves after “Avengers...Assemble!”. BUT DO NOT GIVE THE RUSSOS PRAISE FOR IT.

We were promised “our first open lgbt character” and all we got was that five seconds of Joe Russo being an openly gay man. That? Is not what you hype up the community with. That? Was pathetic. They had the nerve to bait us with that sham of a “spoiler”!

As amazing as this scene was, it was still being used to pull the wool over eyes to “prove” that ‘HeY wE cAn Be InClUsIVE!’

I know the MCU is getting there, but that was atrocious.

In conclusion; GIVE US A FUCKING FEMALE AVENGERS MOVIE!

#A-Force

Okay, we can try this and when he fails, I’ll do it myself.

top mcu characters — 22. hope van dyne

ok so antman and the wasp was a cinematic masterpiece and y'all are sleeping on it thank you for coming to my ted talk

I want the entire MCU summarised by this man so I can see all the actors impersonating and their voice sync by Michael Pena. Just Imagine Thanos, Wanda, Vision or any character who are serious af talk with some swag and have that 'attitude'

Antman and the Wasp Review!

NON- SPOILER REVIEW SO YOU ARE SAFE TO READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET

I know I haven't done reviews for a while but here I go

- Antman, Scott Lang is hilarious like always, but I also liked the relationship between her daughter, family, the Pym & Van Dyne family, basically everyone. Cassie is so lovely

- Janet Van Dyne as Wasp was spectacular, her action scenes were great, and basically the main storyline of the movie revolved around her

- I really love those particular shrinking and enlarging action scenes with humor where can only seen by an Antman & Wasp movie. THE PYM TECH, I love it

- Scott and Hope had great chemistry together. And so did Hank and Janet, with that short amount of screen time together

- God Louis you precious man. Oh and also, the cop, he was awesome too

- Michelle Pfeiffer and Micheal Douglas in one shot just made me smile, where two silver haired senior actors are just happy together

- HORRIBLE villain

- It was like, as if Marvel created their uninteresting unattractive villain back in phase 1. Both Ghost and Sonny were just terrible

- There was one scene where Ghost basically explains her back story on why she became a villain about full five minutes just making the heroes sit there and she just says what ever she wants. And I was like ' Oh... Really....? Oh ok.... pity you..... but, are you done...? You're not? Ok....'. Basically she reminded me of Malekith back in Thor the Dark World

- You know when the heroes are more attractive than the villain, you want the good guys to win. When villain is more attractive, you want the villain to take over, and if both are charming, you are just sold? Well in this movie, Yeah heroes are damn great but every time when the villain appeared, I was just... irritated? Annoyed? Oh and yes, this includes Sonny too. But at least he had some more character in him

- OHHH!! the end credits!!!!! Don't you dare miss that. It makes you go HUUHHHH?????

Overall, great CGI, great graphics, main story line about the Pym family, awesome heores, meh villain. For me, it was 7.7/10. What a amazing introduction to debut the Wasp. She was amazing