Peter: *texting happy* Happy! Help, I’m being kidnapped!
Happy: *replying* where are you?
Peter: I’m with some strange person! In a car. Help!
Happy: I’ll call Tony
Tony: *answering his cell* Y’ello?
Happy: where’s Peter? He told me that he’s being kidnapped.
Tony: Peter? Whaddya mean, he’s sitting in the back seat right her-
Tony:
Tony: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Tony: *turns around in his seat to be facing Peter* UNDEROOS! MY GOATEE WILL GROW BACK!
Peter: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?!
Steve: And that's the plan.
Tony: Alright, time to see if you little shits paid attention.
[kahoot music begins to play]
spidersoncaptaindadirondadincorrect doctor who quotesdoctor who quotesdoctor whoquoteincorrect marvel quoteincorrect thorincorrect tony starkincorrect superhusbandsincorrect stonyincorrect stevetonyincorrect steve rogersincorrect superfamilyincorrect quotethorpeter stark rogerssteve rogerstony starkironshieldstevextonystevetonystonysuperhusbandssuperfamilysteve&tony: this is our baby child, peter
peter: babbles
thor: yes he likes that, peter, though personally he prefers to be called stormageddon, dark lord of all
tony: i'm sorry what
steve: how do you know that?
thor: i speak baby, they taught it on asgard. it was an elective