Person A: “You realize that Santa is a creep, right? The song literally says ‘He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.’”
Person B: “Sounds like you.”
listen, the angel raziel himself would descend from the heavens in order to give alec the gift of immortality like as if the angels would ever let their best shadowhunter die, as if they’d ever let malec, their favourite love story turn into a tragedy by letting death part them
Person A: “What do you want for Christmas? And it can’t be nothing.”
Person B: *thinks for a moment* “A life.”
Person A: *offended* “I thought I was your life.”
Let's just take a moment...and appreciate...this beauty...Eddie Redmayne...
Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*
Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*
Person A: *moves towards the coat closet*
Person B: “Don’t you dare open that closet!”
Person A: “I know the presents are in there, babe. They’re wrapped and I promise I won’t look.”
Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.
Person A: “B, stop it. I’m not a Christmas tree.”
Person B: *beaming* “You’re tall and smell good. What’s the difference?”
Person A: *removing tinsel from their head* “The difference is a tree won’t wrap this tinsel around your neck.”
Person B: “Kinky” *winks*
Person A: *rolls eyes*
Person A has been having stress at work and so to cheer them up Person B dresses as Santa, and gets an early present for Person A.
Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”
Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”
Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”
Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”
Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”
Max Banes Convergence Edit
@theconvergenceroleplay @alexander-alec-lightwood
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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