OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #08

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #07

Person A: “I wish it would freaking snow! It hasn’t properly snowed in a long ass time!”

Person B: “Are you kidding me? It snowed literally a week ago.”

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #21

Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*

Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #24

Person A: *singing Christmas songs*

Person B: “Thanksgiving was yesterday!”

Person A: “I should’ve started ages ago, but nooooo Halloween isn’t close enought to Christmas!”

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #25

Person A: “B, stop it. I’m not a Christmas tree.”

Person B: *beaming* “You’re tall and smell good. What’s the difference?”

Person A: *removing tinsel from their head* “The difference is a tree won’t wrap this tinsel around your neck.”

Person B: “Kinky” *winks*

Person A: *rolls eyes*

listen, the angel raziel himself would descend from the heavens in order to give alec the gift of immortality like as if the angels would ever let their best shadowhunter die, as if they’d ever let malec, their favourite love story turn into a tragedy by letting death part them

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #18

Person A: “You realize that Santa is a creep, right? The song literally says ‘He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.’”

Person B: “Sounds like you.”

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #12

Person A: *singing* “On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-”

Person B: “I swear to God I’m not getting you all of that crap.”

Person A: *rolls eyes* “It’s just a song.”

Person B: “Yeah well don’t expect more than one ring.”

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #09

Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #19

Person A: *laying in bed singing* “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole...”

Person B: *offended* “I am not a Grinch!!! And I do have a heart...”

Person A: “Really? Where?”

Person B: “Right here” *sticks finger right in the middle of Person A’s chest*